Ode to Joe

This is quite a bit different from my other stuff.... this is an example of all the silly nonsensical stuff I write...it was written many moons ago when I was a freshman in college for one of my senior buddies

Ode to Joe

Once there was a man named Joe
Many athing he did know
He knew just how many feathers on a crow
And how to make his hair stand up in a 'fro
But all of this knowledge brought him to naught
Until one day when his heart was caught
By a beautiful gal whose surname was Adamsom
Who made his heart beat like indian tom-toms

After he and the Lord had a talk
Upon Ms. Adamsom's door he did knock
He asked her if she would like to go on a date
And she knew he had fallen hook, line, and bait

So off they went, he drove '78 Caprice
To visit Shanequa, Joe's mother's niece
There they watched a goldfish swim in a soy milk jug
As Shanequa proceeded to lavish them with squishy bear hugs
Since his girl made it through this dreadful event
Joe knew she was the one a "Godsent"

So down in the Valley in the land of Gibralter
Where all of the fellows who live there's name is Walter
He popped the question...knees knocking in nervousity
Till she replied only if you promise me
To love me forever and take out the trash
Then i will always darn your socks and never make goulash

So Joe and Missus now agree
That no place is as beautiful as Philpearagee
They now are the proud parents of 17 children
Who much to Joe and Mrs. Joe's chagrin
Have only one talent, which is being able to twitch their chin
They all live happily in there little plaid green trailer
And there 18th son has just become a sailor
Thats the story of joe's amazing life...how he got really lucky and obtained himself a wife